Bonneville Collections

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Address: 431 River Pkwy, Idaho Falls, ID 83402, USA

Phone: (208) 552-9969

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State: Idaho

Zip Code: 83402

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This agency sent my county sheriff to my house to deliver papers saying they are going to sue me in 14 days. Not only did I have to give them the amount owed, but an added $90 for their filing fees. I am a full time student living paycheck to paycheck, and now I can't pay my rent. I am literally going to be evicted from my home because they decided to sue me. Destroyed my whole world, now  about to be homeless. This is the only problem I've ever had with any business in terms of billing. 

 10 years ago (16-05-2017)

I am a new mom just off maternity leave and my first paycheck back which was gonna be catch up paycheck was garnished so I can catch up bills that I owe on or I can keep a roof rover my head and food in my belly and gas in my truck to get back and forth to work so you u rats can get your money thank you for screwing me over yet again.

 9 years ago (03-10-2017)

Didn't have any issues with paying off our bill. They're pretty easy to work with.

 10 years ago (16-03-2017)

Be careful on what info you give them after paying on debts.. they use it to screw you even if your willing to make payment arrangements they still go after you to garnish your wages and hold off on taking debts off that you've paid in full..  crooks!!!

 10 years ago (09-08-2016)

If I could imagine what the actual devil is like in real life, it would be Bonneville Collections. Bonneville Collections is by far the most evil, money hungry collection agency I have ever had the displeasure to be targeted by. Not only do they charge upwards of 12% interest on their collection accounts (as if people in collections needed an extra anal raping), they will sue you to collect their money. Because suing people in collections is almost exactly like what Brock Turner does to blackout drunk girls. Except at least somebody has the chance to achieve orgasm in the latter example. I'm pretty sure Bonneville Collections can't orgasm due to the fact that the only thing that matters to them is the actual enjoyment of anally raping their victims. After all, an orgasm would mean the end of that. No, they have no feeling in their demon phallus. No soul.

Normally, I don't really have a problem with collection agencies. They are businesses with money to make, after all. But there is something really sinister about Bonneville Collections. Honestly, if I ever saw an employee of Bonneville Collections pinned under a burning car on the side of the highway, I'd stop only to live stream the video of the misery to 4chan just for the lulz. Needless to say, I'd become very popular on 4chan after that. 

If you find yourself in the clutches of Bonneville Collection's rotten, ebola infected claws, you'd better hope one of the following applies to you, or else feel the wrath of their cold, barbed, filthy demon phallus:

1. Pray that a wealthy relative dies and gives you an inheritance. Once they bring legal action against you (which they will), they will demand full payment within 20 days of being served, plus a monstrous interest fee. Otherwise, you're screwed.

2. Win the lottery. 

3. Own something of value that you can sell off immediately. 

4. Die.

Anyways, they're going to get their money and they will threaten and scare you until they do. But, what else would you expect from an evil collections agency such as Bonneville Collections? They will not take you out to a nice dinner before they pull a Bill Cosby on you. 

Finally, to all of the people who work for minimum wage at Bonneville Collections, what are you doing? Is it enjoyable to be a part of a team that wakes up every morning, frothing at the mouth, literally excited to ruin people's lives? Does it make you hard just thinking about the potential stress, anxiety, and despair that you and your team may cause anybody? I can only imagine what that feels like. It's probably akin to pulling the wings off of flies, except in your case, you're holding people down and using a red hot branding iron to sear the inner walls of the rectums of your "clients" before you penetrate them with your barbed, acid spewing member.

Thanks a lot, Bonneville Collections. You've succeeded in financially destroying yet another young family. Bravo. I'll bet it feels great. Needless to say, you've made a lasting impression with me. In a "I've been sexually abused by my obese, 40 year old uncle for more than 14 years" sort of way.

All of this review is my opinion and in no way representative of the actual people who work there. This review, and my opinion is protected by the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution. 

 10 years ago (18-09-2016)

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