Seguin High School

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Address: 1315 E Cedar St, Seguin, TX 78155, USA

Phone: (830) 372-5770

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State: Texas

Zip Code: 78155

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Ok, here we go. I just came into this school, And it has been a strange experience. When I walked in the gates on my very first day or high school looking fresh, wearing my fur suit (I'm a furry) everyone made fun of me. When I walked in I was harassed by Seniors saying "Look at that damn feminist!" As I walked by and looked down in shame with tears running down my face. At lunch I tried to fit in with the other people and even the emos and the meme page admins declined me. I could not take it anymore. The next day I went there in my DC skating shoes, my cargo shorts, and my t-shirt that simply read "0w0 What's this?" When I sat down at my first class (Math), people were like "Is that the furry from yesterday? Well he is super thicc." Oh they were right. I was the thiccest man in all the land. That day at lunch, I sat next to all the cool kids. They were very welcoming and kind. But then they asked this question... "What does your shirt mean?" As I looked down at my shirt, I suddenly remembered my furry instincts. I pulled that man to the ground as my THICC booty jiggled, and I looked down at there bulge and said "0w0 WHAT'S THIS?" From my back pocket I was about to pull out a 24 inch long... And then a teacher said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT POOR BOY?!" As I looked up, I saw a very thicc man. As I put my special toy back into my pants I said "What's your name?" The man blushed and looked down as he said "Hugh Mungus... That's my name... bakka senpai" After it said that I fell in love in an instant. That day after school, we met up in the middle of the football field. There we sloppily, sleazily, grossly shoved Pokemon & Yu Gi Oh! cards into our folders. After that exhausting experience we both lied down and looked at the stars. Hugh Mungus said "Look honey, that star formation looks like a huge peni..." As he was about to finish his sentence the football coach went up to us and said "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOOTBALL GAME!?" After he said that we stood up and realized we were in the middle of a intense football game. So we peacefully left and gave the coach a good ol' rub on his huge hairy back. Than I went home with Papi's (Hugh Mungus) number. I was very satisfied. Four stars. Not five because the way I was treated that first day of school. Thank you for understanding. :)

 10 years ago (22-01-2017)

Beautiful new HS!!

 9 years ago (06-09-2017)

Educators and administrators are awesome and genuinely have the students best interest in mind!

 10 years ago (08-11-2016)

New high school 2017

 9 years ago (22-09-2017)

Never stepping foot back here again. Administration needs a hella lot of revising. Absolutely ridiculous.

 11 years ago (02-06-2016)

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