Smiles Nightclub

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Address: 1820 NY-376 #13, Poughkeepsie, NY 12603, USA

Phone: (845) 462-2555

State: New York

Zip Code: 12603

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Middle of the road review except the poor patron who lacked the insight to name his review the Tittiesburgh address He gets a one

 7 years ago (19-08-2017)

The Poughkeepsie Address is a speech made by some guy during the 21st birthday of some other guy, who had a good time, on the afternoon of October 12, 2016, at the doorway of the Smiles Nightclub in Poughkeepsie, New York, five minutes after sanitary standards and sanity shut down some slightly salty Squad's efforts to get a gymnast to lick their friend's nipples, which were truly thirsty and clearly clean, at the Battle of Smiles. 

"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers approximately brought forth on New York,  a new nightclub, conceived in Lapdances, and dedicated to the proposition that all clean nippled people are created equal. Now, we are engaged in a great cleanly war, testing whether that nightclub, or any nightclub so conceived, can lick nipples. We are met on a great review-site of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that review, as a final resting place for those who here took a loss so that a hardworking man might get his nipples nurtured. It is not at all fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not demand -- we can not convince - we can not expect his tatas be tasted. The brave people, dancing and DJing, who entertained us, might consider it, far above our poor power to pay or way with words. 

The world will little note, nor long remember what we tried here, but it can never forget that they put up with it. It is for us the unlicked nipples, rather, to be confident in our heterosexuality, which they who work here and anyone who reads this radical review have thus far so fairly questioned. 

It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these unlucky, unlicked man mounds and mountaintops, we take increased devotion to that cause for which guys would gladly give their last dollars to see on their friend's birthday -- that we highly resolve that this squad shall not have taken an L in vain -- that this nightclub, under a chill DJ, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that licked nipples of the people, by other consenting people, for the birthdays of well washed people, shall not perish from their thirst."

 8 years ago (14-10-2016)

I was in there tonight, I wasn't impressed except for 1 she was in a blue body suit and she was gorgeous, I'd go back just for her. Definitely a gorgeous woman, as for the rest they need to step their game up.

 9 years ago (18-06-2016)

Tons of fun. Lots of hot naked women. Great music. I highly recommend this place to anyone!!! Just don't go in with less than $100 or your night will be short. 

 9 years ago (14-02-2016)

I would love to go back

 9 years ago (29-08-2016)

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