Guitar Center

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We want your money,and don't really care how we have to pry it from you.We also don't care what you think of our crooked practices as a consumer.MIC DROP

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Check it,We don't want your complaints,your life story,or your problems.We don't care how much gear you've owned or how much you think you know about music gear.We don't care about your new "single" that inevitably sounds like crap.WE don't even care about the gear you have already bought from us.The only thing we care about as a corporate entity is your money.No matter what,we will win in the end.Think your a master negotiator,don't be ridiculous,we laugh at you in the back office.Perhaps you believe that our employees are being treated better.Well,you would be wrong there also.Slave wages is what we pay them.So be grateful if you find one that has not already lost there soul from years of unappreciated servitude for pennies on the dollar.The bottom line is we will be taking your money and hoping beyond hope you don't bother us again unless it is to spend more money.So come on down and see us.Make sure to bring your piece of crap trade that you will likely believe is worth thousands because it has some ridiculous signature on it written in silver sharpie that is actually worth $50 due to being ruined by a signature that cannot be proven and that no one cares about.Rest assured you will get exactly what we tell you your going to get and you'll be happy about it.Either that or you can get out.Even better,just don't bother us at all with your crappy gear.just bring us your credit card so we can swipe it through our ancient machinery that is sure to compromise your security.Spend or get out is our motto! Learn it and we will get along just fine.