Wake the Sloth Cafe

About

Serving coffee, breakfast, lunch & the snacks in-between. Check in daily to see food specials, featured drinks, soups and updates about the cafe.

Story

​A SLOTH, NAMED AFTER THE CAPITAL SIN OF LAZINESS AND SLOWNESS, RESIDES IN ALL OF US. ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES YOU WISH YOU COULD BE A SLOTH AND SPEND 70% OF YOUR TIME RESTING, SADLY YOU CANNOT. YOU MUST TREK ONWARD, NO MATTER HOW LETHARGIC OR UNMOTIVATED, YOU MUST MOVE FORWARD. YOU MUST WAKE YOUR INNER SLOTH.

WAKE THE SLOTH CAFE CAN ASSIST YOU IN THIS ENDEAVOR BY PROVIDING HIGH QUALITY, LOCAL AND FRESH SUSTENANCE TO KEEP YOUR INNER SLOTH AT BAY. A CUP OF LONGBOTTOM COFFEE OR ESPRESSO SHOULD PUT A LITTLE PEP INTO EVEN THE SLOTHIEST OF SLOTHS. OR IS IT SOMETHING SWEET THAT WILL FUEL YOUR DAY? MARSEE BAKING DELIVERS FRESH SCONES, COOKIES, TEA BREADS AND SWEET BARS THAT CAN JUMP START ANY DAY. WHILE YOU MAY FEEL LIKE A SLOTH THERE IS NO NEED TO EAT LIKE ONE. LEAVE THE ALGAE AND POISONOUS LEAVES AT HOME AND DINE ON A WIDE ARRAY OF BREAKFAST OPTIONS, LUNCH ITEMS AND THE SNACKS IN-BETWEEN.

REMEMBER, THERE IS A SLOTH LINGERING INSIDE ALL OF US. TO OVERCOME YOUR INNER SLOTH YOU MUST FIRST WAKE THE SLOTH.